Techies are really and truly idiot savants. They can design products and write software the will allow them to make animated movies that are almost realistic. They will brag about how this platform integrates seamlessly with that platform. They can stream movies to a cell phone, as if I have the least bit of interest in watching a movie on a phone. (Get me a phone that doesn’t drop calls.)
Cell phones. So I take my new iPhone 5 to Machu Picchu in my backpack. Moisture gets in my backpack but by no means does the phone get soaked. So these geniuses can’t build a $600 phone that can withstand a little bit of moisture. The stupid thing no longer works properly. What a POS. It’s not just iPhones, they are all that way. These designers have their heads you know where.
Chargers. I’ve got mostly Apple stuff but there are other things. These bozos can’t come up with a charging standard. I have a bag of cables and chargers that looks like a rattlesnake pit and is just as inviting. No matter how many I pack I’m always missing something. How hard can it be to come up with one standard that is backwards compatible? These guys are working on artificial intelligence yet seem to lack any practical intelligence of their own.
Good thing these guys aren’t standing in from of me. I would hit them so hard it will kill their families.